
There was an article today in the paper about a lady from West Seattle who just won the 2010 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. It's the one where the judges pick the best bad sentence of the year. Here it is:
"For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity's affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss- a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he was the world's thirstiest gerbil".













